Welcome to the spelling bee, I know this is a hard one and someone will spell it correctly. Starkey.
No not Stanley, Starshkey, Stakey, or any other version, just Starkey. Just put star and key together and you've got it. S-T-A-R-K-E-Y, Starkey. Good.
William Brian Starkey would like to have his real last name on his birth certificate, the way it was spelled on the same certificate for his Mom and Dad, 4 times. I know it's a tough one that will take 2 weeks to correct by the spelling bee losers at the state, but make sure it is STARKEY, not Stakey.
I could go on about my own name, it is also hard but this isn't about that right now.